I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
…And that’s the story of the first ever recorded collective simultaneous group orgasm.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
|—||amen (via naughty-though)|
Oh my god
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"One day i’ll remember, remember everything that happened. The good, the bad. Those who survived and those who did not.”
the angel of the lord