***reaches through monitor and yanks Tom by the tie*** C’mere you…
*drags him to the nearest empty room*
*slowly and teasingly removes the tie*
* lazily unbuttons waistcoat * (waits for laterovaries to hurl herself through the door and yank his pants down)
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
"Do you now?" said the dragon somewhat flattered, even though he did not believe a word of it.
"Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities," replied Bilbo.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
game of that didn’t happen in the books
the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.