ba-dum-tish:

lokilockedcougar:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

beachgrl76:

larouau12:

*licks screen*

***reaches through monitor and yanks Tom by the tie*** C’mere you…

*drags him to the nearest empty room*

*slowly and teasingly removes the tie*

* lazily unbuttons waistcoat * (waits for laterovaries to hurl herself through the door and yank his pants down)

ba-dum-tish:

lokilockedcougar:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

beachgrl76:

larouau12:

*licks screen*

***reaches through monitor and yanks Tom by the tie*** C’mere you…

*drags him to the nearest empty room*

*slowly and teasingly removes the tie*

* lazily unbuttons waistcoat * (waits for laterovaries to hurl herself through the door and yank his pants down)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

"Do you now?" said the dragon somewhat flattered, even though he did not believe a word of it.
"Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities," replied Bilbo.

[x]

vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

you speak now?

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

empathypure:

game of that didn’t happen in the books

worshippers:

the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.