sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

not-safe-for-earth:

#And that’s how I died

…And that’s the story of the first ever recorded collective simultaneous group orgasm. 

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down.
amen (via naughty-though)
vortexinvolute99:

Oh my god

vortexinvolute99:

Oh my god

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

"One day i’ll remember, remember everything that happened. The good, the bad. Those who survived and those who did not.

king-moriparty:

the angel of the lord

king-moriparty:

the angel of the lord